Lots to do this week so Sci Fact will be out tomorrow - in the meantime, please accept this ballpoint pen drawing from AMNH. Ostriches are weird.
The only thing unrealistic about twilight is that all the vampires are straight like biiiittttcchhh you telling me Carlisle has been with esme all that time and only with her? Looking like that?? You know he tapped a couple of guys along the years. Emmett has had a couple of twinks to have fun with. Rosalie and Alice? They had a thing going on for a decade or so. Being straight and immortal does not seem fun at all lmao
she’s since been banned from napping in the study because having the pictures on the walls misbehave is apparently “inimical to productivity” or something
having dragged my little gremlin body through untold miles of fanart-barren wasteland i have been presented with no choice but to generate my own cuddle content ™ with my own two grubby hands like some sort of internet-less hermit from the 90s and this is honestly unacceptable
